While I wasn't as hyped by his score for Steamboy, I did at least note that Steve Jablonsky was a name to watch. True to my word, when I discovered him attached to The Island - a futuristic thriller about cloning - I was ever hopeful. Sci-fi invariably has scope for larger than life excitement and, unsurprisingly, the spectre of Jerry Goldsmith's legacy hoved into mind: Logan's Run (from which The Island, as a film, borrows heavily), Total Recall and so forth. Then again, The Island, is a Michael Bay film and that means Jerry Bruckheimer. Damn. As expected, the promising premise is drowned in favour of ridiculous stunts and variably boring action sequences. Only the fairly strong presence of Ewan McGregor (maybe they drove up to his house with a dump truck of money) and Scarlett Johansson (presumably trying to up her exposure, although she's a fine actress and plenty beautiful, so shouldn't have need to resort to appearing in Michael Bay films) keeps the film tolerable, plus a smattering of almost genuinely moving moments and little leavening (and not too groan inducing) humour.

Anyway, back to Jablonsky's score. Watching the film (before hearing the album) I can't say that much struck me, indeed the only memorable part was the finale (My Name is Lincoln) opening with near identical percussion to Now We Are Free from Gladiator. Add in the chorus (no Lisa Gerrard) and it's the same thing, but without the original's insanely catchy tune. Even my non-film music friend noticed. Outside of that, only the opening title of The Island Awaits You made any impression and that's probably because it was one of the few passages not buried under layers of explosions. On disc, the action is low key digital percussion or loud digital percussion of the sort that clubbers with ADHD would probably enjoy; the orchestra occasionally swells in the background, but never materialises into much. At least we're spared the synthetic horns of a typical Media Ventures "orchestra" but it's a shame that Jablonsky and the inevitable entourage of additional music flunkies waste the exceptional talents of the large orchestra at their disposal. They must be especially proud to have their names listed on the liner notes given their huge impact. Sarcasm, gotta love it.

Although often loud and percussive, The Island is at least modestly well balanced in terms of volume; earlier segments hold back on the volume with Where Do These Tubes Go having a nice K-Pax vibe and some neat string riffs, but these are easily abandoned in favour of drumming of a less subtle and rather more crap sort. Later moments of respite, notably the lightly mournful I'm Not Ready to Die and the gentle This Tongue Thing's Amazing (a track title that only makes sense in light of viewing the film) are nice enough, but hardly worth waiting for. The album closes with the moderately unbearable Blow performed by The Prom Kings. No, I've never heard of them either. In the words of football commentators, at the end of the day, when all is said and done, it's a score of two halves: loud and quiet. When the aforementioned Goldsmith legacy is considered and that of the still going strong John Williams (Minority Report, Star Wars prequels AI, War of the Worlds etc.), a score as unsophisticated as The Island really isn't worth your money. I'll look out for Jablonsky again, but Steve, please, stay away from Michael Bay films. They are crap. Nice drumming, shame about the music.

Rating ~

  1. The Island Awaits You (2:22)
  2. Where Do These Tubes Go?(2:06)
  3. Sector 6 (2:49)
  4. Starkweather (4:12)
  5. Agnate Ukeleles (2:37)
  6. You Have a Special Purpose in Life (4:34)
  7. Mass Vehicular Carnage (2:25)
  8. Renovatio (4:12)
  9. I'm Not Ready to Die (2:32)
  10. This Tongue Thing's Amazing (4:29)
  11. Mass Winnings (5:07)
  12. The Craziest Mess I've Ever Seen (5:07)
  13. Send in the Clones (4:30)
  14. My Name is Lincoln (3:42)
  15. Blow (5:24)
    Performed by The Prom Kings

Total Time ~ 56:08