The first Mission: Impossible film seems a perfect update of the television series, director Brian DePalma using his penchant for Hitchcock to wind up the tension, perfectly matched to the twisty plot. It also contains little outright action until the hilariously preposterous finale. For the first sequel, star and producer Tom Cruise decided he needed a totally different approach and so hired director John Woo, who is renowned for turning action films into shoot out ballet with pigeons. Woo expanded the style of the highly implausible train in the Channel Tunnel finale and made the entire film like that and the results are frankly terrible; an ultra-arty, hugely pretentious, very explosive, slo-mo version of a Bond film. To add to the clatter, Woo drafted in Hans Zimmer to write a score about as far away from Elfman's effort as Woo's film is to DePalma's in style and quality.

Whereas Elfman evoked Schifrin's style, but made it his own, Zimmer (and entourage) does his own thing. There are swathes of rock riffs, electric guitars, a minimum or orchestra and the occasional dollop of male voice choir for the comically over the top drama. Instead of Elfman's funky, orchestral upgrading of the M:I theme for the big screen, we get Zimmer's electric guitars laden one in track 5, which is loud and woefully bad. The quieter moments are, surprisingly, the best the album has to offer; Lisa Gerrard delivers some more of her pleasant vocals, most notably in Injection (covering one of the more stupid moments in the film). The fashion for flamenco music in film scores continues here in Seville. The foot tapping and clapping may be slightly old hat - indeed, it doesn't sound hugely different from Horner's Zorro, just vaguely generic and Spanish - but it's good on CD and works marvellously in the film with Woo's trademark slow motion direction.

Heitor Pereira provides a quite lovely acoustic guitar solo in Nyah (film version), one of the album's highlights. Unfortunately, it's one of the few of note and the whole thing is generally irritatingly eclectic and bounces between one uninspiring passage to another; the wailing guitars are especially unwanted. Each cue is designed to work as an item unto itself, but doesn't lend itself melodically, stylistically or dramatically toward any kind of end point. This would be just about acceptable if it was enjoyable, but if you don't enjoy the disparate elements, then you're still stuffed. I tried, I really did, but I can't recommend it and recommend the film even less. What a shame.

Rating ~

  1. Hijack (4:09)
  2. Zap Mama "Iko-Iko" (3:23)
  3. Seville (4:32)
  4. Hans Zimmer featuring Heitor Pereira "Nyah (Film Version)" (2:20)
  5. Mission: Impossible Theme (0:39)
  6. The Heist (2:22)
  7. Ambrose (2:37)
  8. Bio-Techno (1:42)
  9. Injection (4:49)
  10. Bare Island (5:30)*
  11. Chimera (1:42)
  12. The Bait (1:00)*
  13. Mano a Mano (4:22)
  14. Mission: Accomplished (1:44)
  15. Nyah and Ethan (5:05)

Total Time ~ 45:56 *

Contains Mission: Impossible theme by Lalo Schifrin